How many old timey gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We ain't sayin' nuthin', see?

What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you?

A pool table.

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at the way the animal was being treated. One of the tellers ran up to the blind man and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!?!"

The man turned toward the teller and said, "Oh, nothing - just looking around."