…Class is in session!

… So you say you wanna squirt, but you can’t make it happen!   So you say you wanna squirt, but your getting frustrated because of so many failed attempts…  Now, you’ve given up, cuz you feel like your not the one, your not capable of squirting…  well my good people I’m here to tell you that every woman is capable of squirting…  now granted, you may not squirt a river initially, but be happy with the puddle!  lol…   as with everything in life, it’s all about baby steps…  but the most important thing to remember is this: if at first you fail, try, try again…

…My squirting quest began a few years ago…   I found myself in a state of disappointment because I was unable to make it happen…   once I released the anguish of making it happen, I was then able to squirt…  for me I was so mentally caught up in making it happen, that my mental state took over the pleasure of making it happen…  so, I say that, to make this one point:  let go, and get busy…  it will happen…  

…Today’s blog is all about making sure you have all the right tools, to either squirt yourself a river, or enjoy the puddle…   it’s all about patience, and with patience cum’s perfection…  so you say, who is she to speak about squirting?  Truthfully speaking, I am by no means an authority, at the end of the day; I’m just your average sista who loves sex, and all things sexual…  someone who has taken the time to perfect my sexual abilities as I can appreciate being well versed in ALL things sexual!   Now, with that said, I found myself on a search and destroy mission about 2 years ago, and just couldn’t make it happen…  finally I let it go, and just continued to enjoy myself without the thought of squirting invading my pleasure, in the end, I had to release that shit, cuz it was fuckin with my nut!   Soooo, several months go by, I was getting my freak on (alone) playin  with the pus, in a kinky kinda way, and low and behold the floodgates just opened up…  SWOOOSH…   I was in a state of euphoria, now I had experienced squirting before, but not at this level…  so I thought, I’d provide you guys with a basic how to guide, to at least get you on a squirting path…

…It’s all about the g-pot baby!…

…I highly recommend you make sure you become one with your g-spot!  Touch it, feel it, bond, with it, and direct your husband, lover or significant otha to the spot!   For the record the g-spot is the spongy joint in the pussy! Squirting can be accomplished by clitoral stimulation however the g-spot is the water maker…  I recommend direct, consistent, and pretty strong pressure…  for the most part, you wanna punish the g-spot!   Now, if your using your fingers, you wanna approach it palm up, fingers curved, almost as if your pulling at something…  the fingers should be moved back and forth, once again with a pulling motion…  If your on track, you’ll be able to feel a difference, and also hear a difference, as it it’ll be come wetter… once u notice a difference in the feeling of the coochie, you want to intensify your actions…  building more force.   Now, there’s a chance that nothing will happen…  don’t get your panties in a bunch- jus’ breathe relax, and start from scratch!

…Now, I recommend that females first find the g-spot before attempting to squirt with your significant other- your fingers may be a little awkward, so I suggest using a vibrator or dildo that provides g-spot stimulation- the curve should always be positioned towards the navel…  this whole process will present a challenge, however if your anything like me, you can appreciate a challenge, especially a sexual challenge!

…In closing, I feel the need to impose upon you some helpful tips!… if your flying solo flexibility is key- lean wit it, rock wit it! Positioning of your body is also key, as it will help u to access the g-spot... experiment with different positions… If your on your ass, place a pillow under you to better angle your body…  now, there are a lucky few who can squirt from clitoral stimulation... I happen to be one of the few, requiring vaginal and clitoral stimulation, I have been blessed to experience walking water falls!  I can see something that excites me sexually, and next thing you know fluid is trickling down my thighs!  (An awesome experience!)  Actually, my chances of squirting that way are higher than squirting from vaginal stimulation…  which kinda sucks!  but hey, a sista is keepin the faith!

Well, peep that’s my lesson to squirting!  I suggest you leave a comment, and get busy SQUIRTING