Vois - Liberal Nonsense Du Jour - Carbon Footprint

Can somebody please tell me what a "carbon footprint" is? I mean, if this doesn't sound like the biggest bunch of horse-shit ever, then I don't know what does.

While we're at it, what the hell is a carbon credit and how do you sell them? Because I'm living in a 3 bedroom house with 8 people and we all pack into one car, so I think the environment must owe me something. I want to start selling carbon credits. Maybe I'll open up an online business. You give me your hard earned money and I'll shrink your carbon footprint for you by selling you my carbon credits. Any takers?

Speaking of Al Gore, he could use some of my credits. After all, his primary home uses 18 times the national average in energy (we won't get into his other 2 homes), he flies around in a private jet and has one big assed gas guzzling limo taking him and Tipper to and fro. Al, I'm willing to talk turkey with you. How about you give me a million dollars per year for every person over the national average living in my house, and I'll shrink that big ol' carbon footprint of yours. Sounds like I got a cool 2-3 million per year coming my way!

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Liberal Nonsense Du Jour - Carbon Footprint

Liberal Nonsense Du Jour - Carbon Footprint

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