It might be well-nigh impossible to wander from the wonted, wacky whangdoodle I have weaned you wonderful wanton wascals on, but I wish to write a somewhat serious note about the role of a Geisha in Japanese culture.

Keep your hands out of your hakama and off your noodle, "Tokyo Joe."  You have "wanton" confused with wonton.  But I would love to doodle your dumpling, Darling.  When can I see it?  Should I warn the people in Tokyo that Godzilla is lose. LOL

I believe wontons are more common in Chinese cuisine than Japanese.  I just could not resist the noodle metaphor.

It seems impossible sometimes to withhold the whangdoodle.  I have these wacky moods...  Incidentally, should I say "whang your doodle" or "doodle your whang?"  Never mind.  I am having more trouble getting this blog off the ground than the Japanese space program.

I cannot think of a better start to a blog on the value of Geisha girls than the film "The Teahouse of the August Moon."  The men in the postwar village of Tobiki on Okinawa frustrated the American military by constructing a teahouse on the island instead of a school.

I have a friend who spent time on Okinawa in the U.S. Navy.  He said he visited a Teahouse of the August Moon not far from Naha, Okinawa.  He said there were electric lightbulbs under the low Japanese style tables to keep your shoeless feet warm.

Okay, let us get down to where the sushi meets the wasabi.  Geishas are very disciplined entertainers.  They study several Japanese art forms, including classical music and dance.  Geishas are not prostitutes.  Geisha girls are an art form in their own right and respected in the culture.  The women are high-cultured and live an elegant lifestyle.

The purpose of a Geisha is to entertain men with music, dance and poetry, and some playful flirting.

It was common in the past for a Geisha to take a "danna," or patron.  A danny was usually a wealthy man, sometimes married, who could defray the Geisha's expenses.  The geisha and her danna were sometimes in love, but even then, the danna would not expect intimacy.  Her good reputation was not taken lightly.

Unlike a Geisha, my reputation has, perhaps, slipped some, because of the western influence we modern escorts bring to the pleasurable function of pleasing you purple patrons.  The concept, however, is the same as with Geishas.  It is my function and pleasure to entertain you.  And I am not frivolous about that favorable function.  I truly appreciate my clients and provide more than an unhurried encounter.  I am flirtatious, friendly, focused and f _ _ kin' hot.  My clients never need an electric lightbulb to keep warm.  Now, let's see that noodle!!! LOL